LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
April 13, 2015
Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton genteelly announced her intention to be a candidate for the presidency noting that she is the first woman having a reasonable chance at gaining the nomination. Mrs. Clinton, whose famous husband was once president, is a rather elderly, grandmotherly type woman albeit of some accomplishments as to reaching high offices, both elected, as Senator from New York, and appointed, as Secretary of State, by Hussein Obama.
Mrs. Clinton, a lawyer who once failed the Washington D.C. bar examination, claims personal affinity to the less fortunate among us as she has said that she and her husband were "dead broke" in 2001 when his government job ended, The Clintons first began living in public housing in 1979 when her husband's government job provided such free accommodations. She enjoyed similar free residential perquisites from 1993 until 2001. If elected, she and he could return to the future and enjoy public housing once again.
We live in interesting times to re-coin a phrase.